UPDATE

Hello Grimmers.

Due to my busy life I've been slack on this... but all is not lost.

Join the Facebook group (here) and you'll see more GrimGraf AND you can add your own without having to rely on me!

IDST

Balls to politics

David Westcott sent this cheeky cherub in!

Alongside the pretentious "Hail the initiation of the People's War in Nepal", some little shit has trumped it with a simple "your mum".

Marvelous work.

IDST

Toss

This was sent in anonymously from sunny somewhere with a message that reads...

"...this was on a new apartment building for some reason erected amongst what is known as 'the village' - surrounded by hundreds of Victorian houses. I agree with its message completely"


BRrrraaaaAAAP!

Where should I cum darling?

Another newcomer with a little belter... this time, Michelle Leboutte. A racy GrimGraf for a superbly exotic name!

Braaaappppp!

Specific Blind Date

Peter Kennedy sent this in... so it's over to him.

"Wigan North Western Train Station toilets.

As much as this is filled with horrid grammar and foul spelling mistakes. I think the best thing about it is that it is such a very very specific gay sex request.

Surely if you will stoop to sucking a strange man's cock in the public toilets you cannot expect your specific preferences for a sexual parter to meet your high standards."

Amen brother.

Paint pinch

New Grimmer, Baz Barrett sent this flickin' corker in.

Simply, it states;

"Kate Stole Akeems Paint"

Presumably, this message was written by Kate with Akeems emulsion... thus rubbing his nose right in the dog shit.

IDST

Scrote by Scrote

Super spotter, TW, sent this beaut in.

Simple. Short. Crude as you like.

Stick it where? Do what?

Look at this cracker.

Say it. Say it joyfully.

"Up your ma's fanny! Go lick it!"

This is bona fide!

Spotted in Belfast by Cait & Niall.

Yaw mama

This classic grimmer sentiment was spotted and "scrawled in purple paint on the westbound bus stop at the junction of Old Street and Great Eastern Street in London, opposite the Holiday Inn. Not sure if she drives a cab, though."

Thanks to Spamogen for this peach!

We Heart Muff

The person who sent this in wishes to remain anon. thanks to this being something to do with work or something like that.

Suffice to say, I wish my job was taking pictures of walls that say "WE [heart] MUFF"

This is most brrapppissimo!

Nazi phone a friend?

Martin Cunliffe "Found this beauty in the toilets in the local JD Wetherspoons!"

I've no idea what Hitler was right about (it certainly wasn't that ethnic cleansing thing) but someone seems to agree with him... and as such, declared as such in red lippy.

Weird.

Back in 2008 then...

A cock - simple and direct.

Clair Hind again, this time with a wordless Grimmer.

This is a simple and direct and the classic adding of a huge spunking pinker. Of course, the addition of a cock is best added to a head of a famous figure from history... but taking the biscuit and adding some pickle and cheese is this... a great bloody wanger on a disabled stick man.

Not only is this simple and rude, but also, implies that any disabled person using the toilet may not be going to spend a simple penny. It is horrifically stunning. Good work Clair!

Fucking nonsense

Lottie Hawkins spotted this and I bet she couldn't believe her fucking luck!

There is nothing I could add that would make this any funnier. Just read it. Then read it again. Laugh. Try to work out what the fuck is going on. Then realise. Then laugh again.

A modern masterpiece.

Word.

Church dog needs petting

Fuck me. This is absolutely beautiful. It's offensive to the church, it contains sexy bits (one of them in action), dropped letters... Christ on a bike... this is textbook.

Naturally, this was spotted by Grimmer God, Thomas William.

Ladies... don't touch.

New Grimmer, Sir Christopher Shepherd, spotted this in Liverpool (surely a goldmine for this type of thing?).

It may be a little sexist... but fuck, this is GrimGraf! You're lucky it doesn't mention anal sex or 'gayness'.


Brrrraaaaapppp! IDST

Before and After...

This is pretty simple. A hook that says 'bag' on it. Above it, further proof of usefulness. Then, after some snappage, and a little scribble of 'crap', you get the journey of a hook. Lovely.

From newbie Clair Hind

Tit or Cock madam?

A veritable pair of crackers from DA found on an ancient castle no less. Disrespec'? Fuckin' right! Brrrrop! Brrrrrop!

Belonging

The gentleman and scholar, Peter Kennedy, sent this with this message...

"At first I mistook this for someone who obviously liked Colostomy sacks, but then I noticed the apostrophe and realised that 'Shit Bag' was claiming ownership of this toilet door."

Beautiful.

Ged loves dogs

If you've seen the Crufts show, you'll know how much people love dogs.

Well, those pinkos don't hold a candle to Ged and his poochy passions.

Bukka! Bukka! Bukka!

Actual joy

Cait from Sunny Northern Ireland sent this cracker in.

It's actually witty for once!

Confusing geography

There is an error on almost every line of this short scribble.

Ludicrous.

Upside down... more you turn me.

This looks like it has been posted upside down... but it hasn't.

This bit of GrimGraf was actually written upside down.

How fucking odd.

What does Asim do?

You know Asim? Me neither. One thing I do know about him is that he sucks willy.

Note the neat artistic flair of the arrow pointing to the left and the member pointing to the right... a bit like those dogs in that painting that Joe Pesci likes in Goodfellas.

Not only that, but this artist finds heart to put a little kiss in too!

The turbulent love of Cuddles and Gemma

Remember Gemma and Cuddles Robinson from a while back? They well liked each other didn't they. They probably made the sweet love that was well bum. Well, the love story isn't over by a long chalk.

Here we see a bit more of the Cuddles love. Ain't it sweet?

Sadly it wasn't meant to be as Hip Hop superstar Ja Rule came and whisked Gemma's heart away. Unbrap.